My relationship with men has always been top tier because I know men are smart, capable and strong willed. I have never doubted that, never will. Men are intelligent, they really are. Extra intelligent. I’ve sat across a man in a meeting that spun a million dollar idea on the spot and planned its execution start to end in seconds, so when a man says he can’t plan a date I know he’s lying. I love men too much to underestimate them.
Men are smart so I don’t make excuses for them. In fact I’ll even enable the completely delusional and IQ lacking stereotype that men are superior, so something about the superior part of this species lacking basic knowledge to know to respect boundaries is sus. You do know to. You’re just not. Bye.
Men are smart and intelligent and superior and all that so when a man does not show up in time I block him. When a man says the slightest offensive thing I’m done. You’re smart and superior you know that’s offensive. Bye. When a man makes one wrong move its out. Door over there. You knew not to. If that’s what the superior part of this species is like I wonder how we survived evolution.
Don’t ever make excuses for men. Stop gentle parenting a whole man child into being a decent person and performingin the role he chose forhimself. Stop trying to shape and manipulate men into acting right. Stop enabling what’s obviously weaponized incompetence. If he wanted to he would. Babe I watched a whole dude learn sign language because his crush had a deaf sister. Crush. CRUSH. Had a deaf SISTER. If he wanted to he would. Don’t ever assume a man didn’t know how to, men gain pleasure in perfection, he’d have learned to If he wanted to. Stop being his mom. He’s smart enough. Stop thinking men are dumb and enabling pure laziness, that’s embarrassing. Get a dog and spend your mom energy on that. If we learned to function like men in a man’s world with cramps and mood swings and all and not only thrive but literally dominate he can learn to clear the table and smell good.
